Oh I totally forgot to tell you guys about the dream I had! Actually two dream that I remember.

And the one was another one of Tom Hiddleston trying to kill me. I was like some secret agent person trying to do shit around the world or something and he joined in later and it seemed like he kept saving my life over and over again but turns out it was all failed attempts at trying to kill me, but like it didn’t make sense because like one time he blew up a chunk of rock to fall on me in a cave then he like dove on top of me to get me out of the way and a bunch of stuff like that. Maybe he was trying to impress me, I don’t know. I woke up after I realized that all the things that almost killed me were caused by him.

And the second one I was like playing a zombie game but it was real life but I could like reload checkpoints and stuff like that and I was also traveling the world but by plane and I had to get to some Arab country and then Tom Hiddleston was there again and I don’t remember if he tried to kill me or save me this time but yeah.

For some reason, Tom Hiddleston. And whenever I have weird dreams about celebrities like this I always wonder if they had the same dream and they woke up and went well that was weird. I think it’d be awesome if that happened.

I’m also tempted to tweet him going like “Goddamnit Hiddleston stop trying to kill me in my dreams.” Since this is like the fourth or fifth time I’ve had dreams like this, but if he read it it would probably make him really sad and he’d be all apologizing and stuff.

Wow, can you tell I’ve had too much sugar today? I’m gonna shut up now.