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Thane was once my man, but Garrus is just. Idk he’s the best man, even though Thane is like a giant sweetie, and starts calling you love in a different language without saying what it means and that was cute. But Garrus wins. Because he’s a badass bitch and still flawed and beau and stuff

Omg don’t even get me started on calling me love in a different language I was so pissed off at that becAUSE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GUYS HAVE DONE THAT TWO ME NOW AND THAT’S WHERE THEY GOT IT FROM I KNOW THEY DID AND HE DID THAT AND I WAS JUST LIKE WELL FUCK YOU THANE YOU GAVE THEM THAT IDEA.

I’ve also only played through it once and you have to not romance someone in the first game to get him so yeah. I’ll probably get him my next time through.

But Thane, you’re adorable, but you have caused me much frustration in my life.

Oh you can totally romance someone in the first game and then ditch them for Garrus. It’s awesome. Also THANE FEELS. Wow no.

Huh, I thought you couldn’t, cause I did try to but he was so busy with his calibrations that it didn’t want to work, maybe I was too far in with Thane. And ugh Thane’s voice being all raspy and stuff and just ugh, I want you to say all sorts of things with that voice jfc.

frick omg no thats just garrus with his goddamn calibrations damn you garrus
i love that run on joke though
and hello son have you heard the double vibrations on this baby
(i mean garrus)

damn
DAMN

Oh I got to the bit finally where he talked about how he let off steam with that one chick and stuff (however that conversation goes) and then he was just like nah we bros. I got friendzoned by Garrus, damn I just realized this. Damn you Garrus. Garrus is great though definately my next romance option…. if Thane doesn’t suck me in again that is.

Maybe that’s what I should do tomorrow. Since I’m usually so bored all day.

doooo it. also idk I really hope I don’t get friendzoned by garrus omg cause I did kaidan for shits and giggles oops

You won’t have to do the first one over, just download the thing that lets you pick all the major options for it. It’s free! Also girl we gotta minecraft one of these days, I gotta get Dax to fix our server again though we changed routers so it’s all messed up. We must find all the new biomes!