Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.
Found: David Gaider’s alt Tumblr
I would wish pigeons on them, personally.
FLY, YOU UGLY LITTLE AVIAN RAT-THINGS, AND BE OF SOME USE FOR GODDAMN ONCE! ASSAULT MY ENEMIES WITH YOUR FECES! CLOUD THEIR LUNGS WITH YOUR STENCH-FILLED DOWN! AWAAAAY!!
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