feministgaming:

bungan8044:

Oh my god, whoever hasn’t read the character dossiers you unlock in The Lair of the Shadow Broker needs to educate themselves.

For instance:

• Grunt likes to look up dinosaurs and sharks on the extranet.
• Tali installed “Nerve-Stim Pro” to her suit. Then deleted it. Then reinstalled it. Then deleted it. Then installed “Nerve-Stim Pro: Deluxe Edition.
• Thane has extensive instructions on his preferred method of executing each species. For Krogans it simply says “Bomb.”
• Kasumi writes poetry about Jacob.
• Jacob watches Old Yeller: Centennial Remastered Edition while he works out.
• Miranda apparently uses a dating site called iPartner.
• Mordin acts in plays and has guest starred in educational children’s shows.
• Jack watched a recording of the first Normandy’s crash, then watched an instructional video on how to use the new Normandy’s escape pods. Twice. She also submits poetry to Galactic Poetry Monthly under the name “Jacqueline Nought”- a synonym for Jack Zero.
• What does Zaeed plan to do with the money Cerberus is paying him? “Hell, maybe I should just buy a ship full of explosives and commit suicide by Omega. Easiest retirement plan I’ve come up with so far.”
• Garrus’ visor is custom made to play music during firefights and has his squad’s names carved into it. Sidonis’ is scratched out.
• The Illusive Man has sex with celebrities ALL THE TIME.

Seriously. extranet histories reveal a lot about your crew members.

No but seriously the best thing about Grunt is that he reads all of “The Old Man and the Sea”, and then looks up sharks. Meaning he read it while having no idea what a shark was.