An American asked 2 Canadians about Canada, this is what happened
Canadian 1: No one hates Canadians more than Canadians
Canadian 2: We’re really only super nice when we’re not in our own country
Canadian 1: Screw Quebec, everyone on the west coast are hippies, everyone on the east coast are drunk and what the fuck are those redneck prairie folk doing?
Canadian 2: When we’re out of the country we find other Canadians and pull some Hail Hydra bullshit, just pull them aside and seethe all our hate together
Canadian 1: The people in the Capital provice man….hoity-toity Ontarians
Canadian 2: And what the fuck is with those ice faring people in the territories
Canadian 2: And we stick together in province clumps. BC and Alberta, Ontario and Quebec, the whole East coast.
Canadian 1: Manitoba stands alone
Canadian 2: No, Alberta gives you Saskatchewan
Canadian 1: Fuck Sask. Everybody hates Sask.
Canadian 2: Everyone.
American: ….holy shit that escalated quickly.