Ziio: Haytham, Do you really need to polish your gun now?
Haytham: Would you rather see me polish my other “gun”?
Edward: THERE YOU ARE, BOYO. Connor here just told me a joke!
Edward: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Haytham: Father, I already know this joke.
Edward: ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION.
Haytham: “R” THE LETTER “R”.
Connor: Technically that’s incorrect, father.
Connor: A Pirate can never abandon his love for…
Connor: The “C”
Ziio: HAYTHAM, NO!
Edward: My rum…
A Letter
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