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OKAY HERES THE RUNDOWN OF THE DRAGON AGE HIGH SCHOOL AU

• The Blight is their Homecoming game
• The warden is the new kid in school obviously, and Duncan is the school counselor.
• Loghain is the school principal.
• Calin and Anora are the schools most popular couple and Calin is the football teams MVP.
• Alistair is Calin’s not as popular brother, but is pushed to replace Calin on the football team when he’s injured during practice.
• Morrigan is a goth wiccan who listens to bands like black sabbath and slayer.
• Zevran is an exchange student who switched schools and was previously in the Antivan Crows gang, he parties every night but is also a huge advocator of safe sex and enthusiastic consent
• The Circle of Magi are a bunch of chemistry nerds and Wynne is the teacher, who sometimes acts as a counselor.
• The Templars are the school bullies, or a bunch of people who give science classes shit because they don’t teach creationism
• Oghren is that obnoxious dude bro who brags about stealing his dad’s beers
• Sten is that quiet intimidating huge guy who everyone’s afraid of but he saves kittens from trees