this is so cute im laughign
all i can imagine is alistair and the warden sitting in the throne room and his stomach growls and he stares mournfully into the distance and the warden is like “what is it dear” and he just sighs very heavily and messes with the edge of his crown and mumbles “i really wish i could have some cheese” like no sweetie you are the king of ferelden now you can finally have all the cheese you want you cheese obsessed fucking nerd