Dragon Age 2, a Summary

Hawke: Fucking darkspawn
Bethany: Fucking magic
Carver: Fucking siblings
Aveline: Fucking Hawke
Varric: Fucking Bartrand
Anders: Fucking templars
Fenris: Fucking mages
Isabela: Fucking qunari
Merrill: OOO PRETTY FLOWERS
Sebastian: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAD
Everyone: GODDAMMIT ANDERS
Anders: My bad

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