I don’t think people believe I would do it but I am.

I just finished Dragon Age Inquisition and now I’m going through my Keep to start it again.

Goal: Make Cullen as uncomfortable as possible with all playthroughs to romance him.

I’m going to play a very aggressive human mage Inquisitor that’s like “Like fuck is this, the fuck are you, the fuck is going- oh wait, your cute. I like you I’ll stay!”

I’m romancing Leliana with female human mage Warden that was very sweet and kind and tried to help everyone as peacefully as possible. Alistair as King, not sure if lives or dies yet though.

And then male mage Hawke with romanced Anders and Carver as a templar and I don’t think I can actually choose it in the keep but I’m at least headcannoning that Hawke hit on Cullen as much as possible because yes.

This’ll be fun.