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This highly scientific two-step word search predicts what you’re getting for Christmas with astounding accuracy.
Stonish Shoehorn
colossal communism !!!! thanks santa 🙂
Jockwave briefcase
Impressive memes
GreatCosmic potato. I’m down with that.
Shiny poltergeist
sharp communism
catholic dildo…. kay
Compact polyhedron?
Begone jetpack. Not sure if I should be excited…
Colossal disappointment oh my god





