Weird ass dream last night holy fuck it was a double dream too.

So first I drempt that I was the daughter of Pagan Min from Far Cry 4 and he was like raising to take over his empire or something but I was younger I don’t know how young still in school though (maybe like 16-18 ish) but I was like trying to bring him down from the inside or something? And then this other chick showed up that was all anime trying to take me down so that I couldn’t take over but I was like dude I’m doing the same thing and I think we may have down sexy times but I don’t remember all I remember is there were boobs.

And then I “woke up” and started telling someone about that dream and then Kyoya from Ouran High School Host Club was there and I like majorly crush on him so I was like dude me, you, bed. And he was like K but we gotta go somewhere private and then to make it look like we weren’t going to go do the do he started like slow dancing with me but then my ex saw us and I was like ah shit he’s gonna wanna talk to me but he just glared and looked like he was gonna cry and he had really bad poofy hair for some reason.

And then I woke up and now I’m confused and apparently I was really horny last night who knew.