demonicdorothy:

Really Average Assassin Zevran is my favourite thing like, he’s hanging out with the warden that’s gunna save the world, a potential future king, a soon to be left hand of the divine, probably one of the most talented/experienced spirit healers in thedas, a terrifying shapeshifter, a really cool dog and he’s just like

[fails to pick lock]

[falls out of window]