sleighbelladonna:

hawke introducing people to the crew like “this is my girlfriend” and isabela’s like ” ‘sup”

“and this is our boyfriend fenris” and fenris just glares

“and this is our girlfriend merrill but just mine and isabela’s” and merrill waves like a sweetheart

“and my boyfriend anders. mine specifically.” anders and fenris are in a glare-off

“also varric. he’s our super cool aroace arrow ace.” “you’re damn straight” varric laughs and he and hawke high-five

“also aveline she’s our mom.” “hey”