Slytherin Friendships

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Ravenclaw/Slytherin

  • The most deadly combination
  • Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM
  • These are the people who bring down governments
  • And hack extremely secure databases
  • For fun
  • While drinking vodka
  • If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend
  • It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life
  • LOTS of debates.

Gryffindor/Slytherin

  • Oh man
  • Be careful with these ones
  • They make a really good team during physical fights/duels
  • “I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”
  • Getting drunk together
  • Crazy pranks
  • Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends
  • They give each other advice on how to flirt
  • Lots of bickering
  • “You suck” “Love you too”

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

  • Rare but amazing
  • Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves
  • Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong
  • Legitimately best friends
  • Really lowkey friendship
  • They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to
  • Silent communication
  • “I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Slytherin/Slytherin

  • They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all
  • They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other
  • Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization
  • They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally
  • If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives
  • Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them
  • They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other
  • They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better
  • Lots of devious schemes
  • They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.

Gryffindor

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

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