Ravenclaw/Slytherin
- The most deadly combination
- Seriously, WATCH OUT FOR THEM, THEY’RE THE DREAM TEAM
- These are the people who bring down governments
- And hack extremely secure databases
- For fun
- While drinking vodka
- If a Ravenclaw needs to hide a body they’ll call their Slytherin friend
- It might take them a while to warm up to each other, but when they do, they’re friends for life
- LOTS of debates.
Gryffindor/Slytherin
- Oh man
- Be careful with these ones
- They make a really good team during physical fights/duels
- “I hate you” “No you don’t, you love me”
- Getting drunk together
- Crazy pranks
- Sometimes they pretend to hate each other even when they’re actually friends
- They give each other advice on how to flirt
- Lots of bickering
- “You suck” “Love you too”
Hufflepuff/Slytherin
- Rare but amazing
- Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves
- Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong
- Legitimately best friends
- Really lowkey friendship
- They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to
- Silent communication
- “I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”
Slytherin/Slytherin
- They understand each other, even when other people don’t get them at all
- They can spend tons of time together and not get sick of each other
- Sometimes they watch shows together and get into VERY PASSIONATE ARGUMENTS about ships/characterization
- They can be a little rude to each other, but they don’t take it personally
- If you hurt one of them, the other is coming for you with a cheerful smile and very sharp knives
- Slytherins sometimes try to hide it when they’re hurt, but their Slytherin friends see straight through them
- They don’t really have to talk in order to comfort each other
- They can just kind of sit there together and it will make them feel a little better
- Lots of devious schemes
- They criticize/veto certain outfits, hairtstyles, and relationship choices for their friend.