defyingeschaton:

best mettaton EX headcanons:

• hair is actually solid metal
• 3-fingered mickey mouse-esque hands
• no elbows, just straight up noodle arms
• is missing an eye and has his hair covering it up because alphys is one of those artists that suck at drawing the other eye 
• can produce stock sound effects from his chest speaker (like canned laughter/applause, klaxon noises, etc) and does it in normal conversation constantly
• makes the metal gear “!” sound effect when you startle him