when ppl talk about aus where there’s two sets of hawke twins they always make lady hawke the “sensible” one and dude hawke the goofball manchild
well why can’t they both be giant dorkbabies?
f!hawke yelling “CHUG CHUG CHUG!” while m!hawke sees how many health potions he can drink before he throws up.
m!hawke cheering his twin on when she bets him she can last 10 seconds riding a drake in the bone pit
impromptu cliff diving on the wounded coast and giving the name even more credence when f!hawke pushes m!hawke, only for it to backfire when he grabs her so they both go down
twin mage elder hawkes arguing in the middle of the gallows over who can make a better “flame-nado” and almost testing it before one of their friends can stop them
elder hawke twins playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who has to fight the arishok
fraternal elder hawkes switching places even though they don’t look anything alike and just going about their day even though no one is fooled
identical elder hawkes switching places and holding up the ruse until one of them almost makes out with the other’s LI and breaks down laughing
RIDICULOUS ADULT CHILDREN HAWKE TWINS THAT FEED ONE ANOTHER’S BAD DECISIONS INSTEAD OF FALLING INTO CLICHÉ “SENSIBLE WOMAN/IDIOT MAN” DICHOTOMY
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