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I had a really weird dream last night but I can’t remember most of it but what I do remember is that I left my cane somewhere far away and then I suddenly needed it so Pewdiepie helped me limp around to get it.

paladinjay:

Other players maining McCree: *are fast and accurate*

Me maining McCree: 

Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired. And then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popcicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popcicle stick in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll take a swing you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll take another swing. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popcicle. Would you care for a popcicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popcicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.

Random memory: I was in baseball for a couple years and I played outfield a lot and my eye sights not good so I couldn’t really see who was up to bat and I so I would always shout “strike ‘em out!” Or whatever but I used ’em as in them because I couldn’t see who was up to bat and everyone would always give me funny looks when there was a girl batting and being like “ugh, that’s a girl!” And I sat there being like “but them is gender neutral.”

And I feel like this was some sort of IRL foreshadowing.

Pranks Hisoka has played on Illumi since they started living together: Part II

carmillas:

goshdernitken:

Part I

•Texture surprise on Illumi’s hair because he likes Illumi’s reactions to waking up and suddenly having not black hair 

•Sometimes, he won’t even do all his hair. Like he’ll change one strand to grey and wait for Ilu to notice because he wants to see if he’ll cry and think he’s getting old. 

•That one time he applied texture surprise to Illumi’s face in his sleep to give him wrinkles and Illumi almost killed him 

•Building ridiculous numbers of card houses in varying sizes all over their home just to be a general nuisance

•52+ card pick up.
Hisoka usually ends up picking them all up but he likes the tired expression Illumi makes when suddenly there’s a ton of cards flying everywhere, uselessly falling onto the ground 

•Tying Illumi’s shoes together with a string of bungee gum(or with the actual strings cause that’s funny too) so he can watch Illumi fall down a lot 

•Covering Illumi’s food in bungee gum or just straight up giving him bungee gum disguised as foods 

•Changing the name of every contact in his phone. Silva is “Mr. Electric” & Chrollo is “Spiderman”. Hisoka changed his own to “Your favorite person ever” and Illumi thought it was Killua. He thought the contact “You hate this guy” was actually Hisoka. That prank backfired and also hurt Hisoka’s feelings 

 •Signing Illumi up for neighborhood potlucks and stuff. 

• Jokingly(???) offering to remove his nose in order to kiss Illumi better 

•Bungee gumming Illumi’s pins to his hand so he can call him Wolverine however!! that only makes it easier for Illumi to stab him though so idk about that one

•Annnnnddd I’m done 🙂

@gamerfreakathon