copperbadge:

paxfelis:

idrelle-miocovani:

allegralovelace:

istadris:

I don’t understand why people hate puns, they’re language taken and twisted and wielded to create a special brand of humour; they’re the result of thousands of years of language evolution and combined with the finest wit, and resulting in an universal reaction of laughter and groaning ; in a way it’s a form of magic, if you consider magic as the power of words on the world.

You could even say it’s

wit craft

😆 👌

@thebibliosphere

@copperbadge, would you say this means that punny people are highly witerate?

Well, given most of them make use of the dual-meanings of words, they’re definitely often bitextual.

@whatwouldvexahliado

I wanted to sleep.

I tried to sleep

It just didn’t happen

Well now that it’s 5:21am I think I’m gonna make the executive decision to pull an all…

And literally half way through this I suddenly felt sleepy imma try and sleep

Just maladaptive day dreamed myself a panic attack and you know what I think that take talent

really need help

agendershittyknight:

my girlfriends job just fell through and we still owe $300 on our rent, as well as other bills

please

we’re trying so hard and have been through so much this past six months

our paypal is ecosynchronous@gmail.com