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There’s not many days I feel cute in just my pajamas but you know what fuck it I’m cute.
Thank you tiny door for seemingly opening on your own
It’s not like I have a specific fear of monsters coming out of tiny doors or anything
lurkingunderthebed
replied to your post “I JUST GRABBED ONE OF DAX’S SPICY CHEETOS INSTEAD OF MY PRETZELS OH MY…”
I’m pretty sure I’d be dead ��
tbh I probably would be too if I wasn’t super fuckin drunk rn
I JUST GRABBED ONE OF DAX’S SPICY CHEETOS INSTEAD OF MY PRETZELS OH MY GOD MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE
I may have had a shit day and was in a lot of pain but at least I got a free screen protector
So I had my suspicions that JJ was from Alberta, given the rose in his maple leaf tattoo (wild rose is the provincial flower) but the dub voice just confirmed it.
And not only is he from Alberta, but he is from Fort McMurray in the heart of oil county, everything about him screams he is from Fort Mac and it is hilarious on every level.
I’m gonna keep making donuts until they’re as black as he is
So something I learned recently so apparently when you’re in chronic pain a lot your body burns through magnesium like crazy
I’ve been taking magnesium twice a day for like only a week and already I’ve noticed a difference I have way more energy and the pain is much more manageable.
IDK if any other my other chronic peeps have tried this but hey it’s working for me.
Hey brain
It’s 6am
I have shit to do tomorrow/today
How about we go to sleep now, yeah?









