Vox Machina + Wolf Pupy tweets

cause i’m a meme-loving garbage can and @trinketchu enables me

Anyways I think I look cute.

Me: wow I look so cute!
My mom: yeah except this is wrong and this is wrong and you need to fix this….

My little cousin is talking to his food.

Critical Role as Things My Phone Has Autocorrected Them To

Perfect
Caiman
Verbalise
Scalable
Ketley
Froggatt
Pile
Tubs

Bleaching zee hair

It’s also entirely possible that in order to have working legs I’ll have to deal with nightmares every night so that’s great.

I’m not in a good headspace right now think I’m probably gonna cry myself to sleep.

*tries to make plans*
*no one texts back*

Also I burnt my face a little bit and now none of my foundation is gonna match lmao