
I’m scaring this poor dog trying to kill all the mosquitoes around me
Aannndd he just farted on me. Fantastic.

I’m scaring this poor dog trying to kill all the mosquitoes around me
Aannndd he just farted on me. Fantastic.
How do I make all the mosquitoes die?
Mom: there shouldn’t be any mosquitoes in your room!
Me: *has killed at least 3, all of which but me*
P/orn blogs need to stop following jfc what did I even do.
Lawful good: uses tags strictly for content of the post, including any possible content warnings
Neutral good: mostly uses tags for content and warnings, but also puts commentary occasionally
Chaotic good: still tags for content and warnings but mostly uses tags for talkingLawful neutral: uses tags only for content of the post, but sometimes leaves off content warnings
True neutral: uses an even mix of content tags and commentary
Chaotic neutral: tries to tag content and warnings but does so unreliably and sometimes uses them for commentaryLawful evil: never uses tags?? Ever??? Who are you people?? Even bots use tags what are you doing
Neutral evil: only uses tags for chatting but does so rarely
Chaotic evil: doesn’t even use the tags they just add their commentary directly onto the post itself and makes the OP cringe every time they check their notifications
I found out I was asexual because when I thought about sexual attraction too much I couldn’t understand it and just got really confused.
I found out I was agender because when I thought about gender too much I couldn’t understand it and just got really confused.
When I think about romantic attraction too much I can’t really understand it and end up getting really confused.
I love being blamed for messing something up when I was given unclear instructions.
Make your own damn potato wedges next time it’s not my fault you can’t keep track of time and I listened to the instructions given.
I was wondering if I’d ever get any r/vb kins.
Huh.
i love when my mutuals r like….obsessed with things and talk about them a lot and are super passionate it makes me so happy and if yall ever feel like ur being annoying i promise you’re not it’s the best thing and it makes my heart warm

Oh yeah I never posted this selfie here, it’s like the best selfie I’ve ever taken.