fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
“You want to look like a pterodactyl. Men LOVE pterodactyls. [SCREECH]”
One of these days I’m gonna have to tell y’all how I got to own a blow up sex duck
Please watch this guy callout anti-gay commercials it’s hilarious and I love it
“REACTING TO ANTI-GAY COMMERCIALS BECAUSE IM GAY” by MacDoesIt
The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.
tapes this post over my face and pretends i live in it forever
tapes this post over
my face and pretends i live
in it forever
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
I’ve slept like an hour and a half in the last 36 hours and now that I’m actually thinking about going to bed I’ve gotten my second/third/whatever wind and I’m awake now.
But for the kids!
I was daydreaming and got to an exciting part and threw my hand up in the air and punched the roof and scraped my knuckles.
Daydreaming is more dangerous than I thought.
My new sleep aids have catnip in them
So that’s a thing
Hey we need some help
We need actually a lot of help. We have $300 worth of past due bills and need another $300 for rent. Additionally we have car payments past due, cats that need to see the vet, plus I need to set aside money for when my ex moves out or I’m going to end up homeless.
Anyways if you can help my paypal is ecosynchronous@gmail.com. Thank you.
Consider reblogging this? It’s my birthday month and I’d sure like to not spend it sitting in the dark with no heat and no internet.
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