Everyone: don’t do that

Gavin: how bout i do ~anyway~

i-am-so-awfully-awkward:

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll:

sinnamon roll:

1980sbusinesswoman:

punlich:

One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”

The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”

kailette:

bumbleshark:

fatdemoman:

imagine a swarm of 8 year olds, all wearing minecraft, angry birds and minion t shirts, running up to you and viscously beating the living shit out of you while chanting youtuber intros

this is really specific, are u ok

Working at gamestop. 

olivemeister:

hisoka isn’t even problematic he’s just a problem