Me: so according to this, I’m Ganon, your Zelda, and Bex is Link.
Him: Well I’m not really too into labels, so really I could be considered either bi or pan.
*continues on with him trying to explain exactly what he meant because he said it confusing the first few times*
Me: Yes, but we have already discussed this: you are the bi one and Bex is the pan one.
Him: Yes, but like I said, “labels”, THAT’S RACIST.
Me:
Me:
Me: *catbug voice* I hate you so much.