and you go into the dead persons coffin and she’s like sleeeeeeeppppp

emmersdrawberry:

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important.

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone.

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy.

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d h i m.