Roleplaying

Dragon Age Origins: What D&D players think a game should be.
Dragon Age Inquisition: What the DM thinks the game should be.
Dragon Age 2: What a D&D game is actually like.

Your Fave Is Problematic: Cole

yfipdragonage:

Can read minds.

Doesn’t bring up that Blackwall isn’t a Warden.

Doesn’t bring up that Solas is a freaking god.

DOES talk about my sex-life in front of the whole group.

Thanks Cole.

So helpful.

You’re a pal.

BEAR PUNS

BEAR PUNS

BEAR

PUNS

Soon as I can think of a plot I’m going to write a fic of an autistic Inquisitor and Cole finding common ground in how weird people are.

I have the words but nothing to put the words to. Anyone have any ideas?

So I guess the male elf Inquisitor is taller than the human female Inquisitor.

Or at least Dax’s elf Inquisitor is taller than my human Inquisitor, anyone know if it changes with gender? I’m basing it off that Dax’s is taller than Cassandra and Josephine and mine is shorter than both of them.

I don’t think people believe I would do it but I am.

I just finished Dragon Age Inquisition and now I’m going through my Keep to start it again.

Goal: Make Cullen as uncomfortable as possible with all playthroughs to romance him.

I’m going to play a very aggressive human mage Inquisitor that’s like “Like fuck is this, the fuck are you, the fuck is going- oh wait, your cute. I like you I’ll stay!”

I’m romancing Leliana with female human mage Warden that was very sweet and kind and tried to help everyone as peacefully as possible. Alistair as King, not sure if lives or dies yet though.

And then male mage Hawke with romanced Anders and Carver as a templar and I don’t think I can actually choose it in the keep but I’m at least headcannoning that Hawke hit on Cullen as much as possible because yes.

This’ll be fun.

He has a dey sense of humor, hers is none with left beef.

My boyfriend talking about Blackwall and Sera ’s banter.

So I asked Dax what he’s going to do if you can adopt nugs for Skyhold and he used his cutesy voice and said “I’m gonna adopt all the nugs” so I asked him if he was going to have like 5 nugs

And “fuck that I’m gonna have like 20 nugs”

Well then

I’m going to make a shirt that has MRA in big letters and then underneath have it say “Mage Rights Activist” and I’m going to wear it on Dragon Age launch and this is a thing I want to do really badly and it’d be awesome and ugh I need to figure out how to do this.