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Oh I forgot to mention this but you should all know that dream Markiplier is a good kisser and apparently likes to quote the encyclopedia between kisses.

Also he lived streamed my boobs while I was asleep while holding my hand and got me 125,000 new subscribers on my YouTube channel.

Also dream me say no flaw in this.

Dream logic is a fucking trip man

I keep having dreams about my ex-boyfriend being clingy and trying to seduce and me and me like dude ew gross

It sounds a lot like real life, and it was really

Until the giant spider being controller by the government showed up and started assassinating people

Dream logic

I had another messed up dream about Uta last night.

I don’t remember all the details but I was trying to do something like save someone or be in some sort of tournament or something but I had like magic powers and we all teleported to where we were supposed to do the thing but I landed in the wrong spot in like this abandoned castle thing and there were bad people there that like locked me up, but I was magical so it wasn’t like “oh no what am I going to do” more like “well great now I’m going to be late” type thing.

And then Uta was there like telling me how to get out fast and then he was like “after your out go to this spot I have something to give you” and then I think we did the do and that was kinda neat but he didn’t have his tattoos so it was weird also I’m pretty sure he was still speaking Japanese but I could understand him still idk it might be that my subconscious is learning Japanese again or I’m remembering wrong but yeah.

But like I got out and then the place Uta said to go was like in a game or something and the thing he wanted to give me was this big ass ring and I think he proposed to me.

My dream self may or may not be engaged to Uta.

Well since I’ve been speaking of reoccurring dreams lately I guess I should’ve expected it to happen. 

At least, I’m pretty sure this is a dream I’ve had before, as I remember thinking in the dream “oh, it’s this dream” but now that I think about it I don’t remember ever having it before, might’ve been one I didn’t remember when I woke up and then I remember this one but idk it was weird.

I started at the dream as me and I was in this huge indoor stadium and I was sitting really up high with my extended family and there was like this competition for everyone in the audience to make a cake and I was going down through the stadium to try out everyone’s cake but the further down I got the more shit got real and like I was uncovering this conspiracy thing of people that wanted to hurt me/my family/take over the world or something like that it was unclear and then I got to like the bottom and I was making my own cake with like the announcer guy and he was really cute so I was like flirting with him but then suddenly I’m Ann Hathaway and he starts freaking out and yelling about how to get batter with eggs you have to fuck a frog then shit it out or something like that and then things started getting fucked up and I guess I knew from before how to “get out of the loop” (I’m assuming if I didn’t do this things would get more fucked up) and I had to stick me head in my doll house and find a mirror that you could see a sail boat in the background and I knew if I did that it would transport me to the boat and I’d be free. But the doll house made me too claustrophobic and I woke up before I could find the boat.

Yeah it was really fucked up.

I had such a weird fucking dream last not oh my god. It was kinda hyper-realistic too but still kinda followed dream logic idk.

But from what I remember I was able to travel between two different dimensions but in order to survive in one dimension I had to break these like green chopsticks in half? And you had to break them regularly or you’d die I think they lasted like 7 minutes or it might’ve been 7 hours something about 7 and so it was me, Dax, my nephew and someone else I don’t know who they were.

And some shit went down about saving the world that I don’t really remember and we all decided to go home to our own dimensions and then we were at my mom’s house that was apparently my home and we were settling in when some guy busted in that kinda looked like the douchy moustached guard from Orange is the New Black? And he goes off the handle yelling at my nephew that he has to break a chopstick or he’s going to die and then we got in a fight cuz he was being violent and then he jabbed the chopstick into his eye? And I told him he had to leave and I forced him to go back to his dimension and made everyone say goodbye to him and he kept grabbing my butt because he got 10 more points for grabbing my butt (there was a scoreboard and everything)

My dreams are fucking weird man.

I’ve been having really hyper-realistic dreams lately, and god do I hate them.

I always wake up exhausted and they feel like they last for years and they’re not fun because they actually follow logic and on top of that it takes longer to realize that hey I’m awake now and this isn’t the dream.

I think my mind hates me. But as long as these dreams don’t turn into hyper-realistic nightmares I think I’ll be OK.

So my dream last night…. you might want to buckle up this ones wild. It wasn’t scary but there were spiders in it so thats really the only thing to it.

So it started out as like I was watching this anime and it had two groups of people: one in Japan and one in the US or Canada or something across the world was all I knew. And the ones in US or whatever were Ichigo and Rukia from Bleach and they were doing there thing fighting monsters and what not while the group of other people (I didn’t recognise who they were, there were about 5 or so of them) were just chilling by the cherry blossoms and stuff.

Ok so now it switches and I’m actually in the Anime and I’m Rukia and Dax is Ichigo and we just finished fighting some monsters and we go up to these kids who have a lemonade stand and the kids freak out and shoot Ichigo/Dax with a poison arrow and now were all freaking out and trying to get him to the hospital and I have to pull the arrow out of his shoulder (which with dream logic was also my shoulder I don’t know how) and then in the midst of it we/they kiss and I remember thinking “Yes! My OTP is cannon!”

Ok so flash forward now were in the hospital things are a little calmer but Ichigo/Dax is sweating a lot and not doing so good. The friends from Japan have now come to where we are to show there support, the nurses are saying that it might be a little hard but he should pull through.

And now suddenly Sailor Uranus is behind us and she’s like we can deal with that and then Sailor Neptune comes out of someone’s chest all magic and shit and uses her water powers to instantly heal Dax/Ichigo Avatar style.

Ok then we all go home to have this party because yay Ichigo/Dax is better now and were in what I know is my parents house but it’s not any place I’ve seen IRL and it has mine and Dax’s actual room somewhere it was weird. Then some chick we apparently knew says she just came from New Zealand and then there were big ass spiders everywhere so I was trying to lock myself in my room but they kept coming under our door and it was pretty close.

I think I’ve been watching too much anime. 

Well my day was already ruined before I woke up. I had two different nightmares last night. Putting them under the cut because horror stuff.

So the first one I don’t remember too vividly I remember there was stuff about Bleach characters and everything was really dark like it was night but there also weren’t a lot of colours. And stuff happened and something attacked us and all I remember is that I completely lost control of my body and it felt like my limbs were being shaken and ripped out of there socket and my bones were breaking and I was screaming but there was nothing anyone could do to help me and that lasted for quite a while before I eventually woke myself up.

And then there was the second one that I don’t remember how it started but there was some sort of apocalypses and I was a lot younger (I think like 10) and me and my “mom” (some lady I don’t think I’ve ever seen before in my life) were one the run from someone who either wanted to kill us or enslave us or something equally as terrible I know they definitely wanted to separate us and so we left town and we ended up at some sort of run down, abandoned barn with some other big group that was staying there but we didn’t tell them anything about us. And then this one lady was just like ok we don’t know what you guys did but we know it was illegal so we’re calling the police. And then we started begging her not to and she kept assuring us it was going to be alright because she was sure that the police would only want us and then the police came and started arresting everyone and she was still saying that everything was going to be OK and lit the barn on fire and I was freaking out trying to get all my stuff but my mom grabbed me and dragged me out and I was freaking out because I had to leave a bunch of my stuff and that was all that I had and I was trying to go back in and get it and I was crying and panicking and it was awful.

So now I’m incredibly exhausted I already didn’t fall asleep until like 3am and I woke up at like 8:30 and didn’t want to go back to sleep and have more nightmares so basically I’m really depressed right now and questioning everything in my life and struggling really really hard not to cut myself so yeah today sucks.