me: hello how much is this video game?
gamestop employee: sixty dollars
me: *slides them a 20* how bout now??
gamestop employee: forty dollars

professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

toxicnebulae:

“men and women”

“gay and straight people”

wow gee I really love not existing it’s super fun