I mean really – gamerfreakathon

Anders: Do the Dalish ever have fancy parties?
Anders: I always imagined they celebrated most big occasions by eating mushrooms and acorns. And maybe dancing naked around a campfire.
Merrill: You know, I was wondering when the naked dancing was going to start. And the human sacrifice.
Merrill: I mean, you just can’t throw a decent party without kidnapping a human child and offering her entrails to the sky gods.
Anders: Really?
Merrill: No.

Dudebro from work: you should’ve seen this Dr. Phil thing about a 13 year old wh*re
Me: You know thats an anti-sexworker slur right?
Dudebro: No it’s a compliment!
Me: That’s like saying the n word is a compliment
Dudebro: It is because I read in a dictionary it meant a hard working black man!
Me: -_-

Dear weather people:

When you say today is supposed to be a high of 5C and a low of -27C I am just gonna assume you mean “fuck it, we don’t know what the temperature is gonna be.”