joethecat:

juliawiinchester:

mvsicals:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

This one time someone grabbed me by his hand and dug his fingernails into my skins

This one time I picked up a cat

this one time i played twister with a swiss army knife

This one time I got tickled into the cup dispenser