mikkeneko:

Anders: If you don’t stop flirting with me, I might flirt back! And that would be awful, we wouldn’t want that. Seriously, I’m going to take you up on it! Beware! Watch out!

Any minute now!  Actually might take your flirting seriously unless you stop! 

Hawke: I AM LITERALLY LYING NAKED ON A BED OF ROSES WITH ‘MAGES DINE FREE’ SIGNS POINTING TO MY CROTCH. HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN I MAKE THIS