Alistair: You have marathoned Buffy at least once.
Leliana: You were always a little too enthusiastic about the Shakespeare unit in English class.
Morrigan: You wanted to be a real baddass growing up but the closest you ever got was being an Evil Aligned character in D&D.
Zevran: You think there’s a certain artistry to a well timed “that’s what she said” joke.
Anders: You always read the comments under youtube videos even though you know they’ll just make you angry.
Fenris: You know the words to every “Panic! At The Disco” song.
Isabela: You’re a genuinely great person and you hate wearing pants.
Merrill: You feel bad for flowers when you pick them.
Sebastian: You know the name of every Disney Prince.
Sera: You’ve gone without bathing for a week.
Josephine: You always put the crayons back in the box in ROYGBIV order.
Cullen: You have arrived early and camped out all day in line for something.
Cassandra: You write heartfelt poetry about your dog.
The Iron Bull: You have, or have considered, nipple piercings.
Dorian: People are always asking you if something’s wrong even though you feel fine and are probably more well adjusted than they are.
Blackwall: You drink too much coffee and need a hug.
Solas: You hate yourself.