this is every marvel trailer ever im sobbing ont he floor i can literally envision steve rogers narrating while tony stark punches something in rhythm of the beat
I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED
HELP
HELP
HELHPP
HHLEPPLP
mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club
I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.
I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really
Further tales from my brother’s DnD adventures: one of his friends had a character that was two gnomes in a trench coat. Even the DM didn’t know (despite the player’s comment that his character had abnormally short arms, and his penchant for asking WHERE enemies had landed a hit) until one of them died.
HETERONORMATIVITY HAS LEAD ME TO VIEW MR. BRIGHTSIDE THE WRONG WAY FOR 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE, BUT NOW I AM WOKE AND UNDERSTAND THAT MR. BRIGHTSIDE IS THE ICONIC BISEXUAL ANTHEM WE’VE BEEN TRAGICALLY UNAWARE OF
to elaborate: our good friend Mr Brightside never gives us the specifics of whether he is jealous of the the man (who’s chest is being touched, now), the woman (who is taking of her dress, now), or both. Therefore we can draw no proper conclusion to our protagonist’s sexuality, and this is a revelation the entire world needs to know about.
There is an entire possibility Mr. Brightside isn’t straight, tell your friends.
the truth was right in front of our eyes this whole time
Other players maining McCree: *are fast and accurate*
Me maining McCree:
Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired. And then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. This went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up. and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popcicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. Oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that’s my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she’s really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popcicle stick in my mouth. don’t piss me off woman. I’ll take a swing you, I’ll miss though. I guarantee it. Then I’ll take another swing. And I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popcicle. Would you care for a popcicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popcicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short, I missed.
after that crucifixion chapter I wouldn’t let go either
Kylo Ren: Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the whole galaxy the existence of the “League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!”
Hux: You want us to be called L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?