King Alistair: Let me guess, thats your final answer?
Meredith: Three mages have fled to Ferelden and you have intervened to protect them, as if it is your right to do so. What other answer did you expect, your majesty?
King Alistair: A ‘maybe’ might have been nice.
Meredith: I do not deal in ‘maybes’, I deal in cold hard facts-as should you. Prehaps when Ferelden next chooses a king, it will be one who takes his duty to the Maker seriously.
King Alistair: I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

hee hee hee hee

Yeah. Thanks Leliana. There’s also a treasure chest you can totally fail to open here as well.

ollivander:

vladputinofficial:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

excuse me?

oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

This is GOLD

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

stoned-levi:

rivaidere:

stoned-levi:

Me: That’s it.
Me: *rips off shirt*
Me: That fuckin tears it.
Me: *puts on boxing gloves*
Me: We’re settling this right now.
Me: *puts on mouth guard*
Me: *steps into the ring*
Me: Winner decides what color Eren Jaeger’s fucking eyes are.

close enough (x)

*drops gloves*

..

A Letter

mongoliantiger:

Ziio: Haytham, Do you really need to polish your gun now?

Haytham: Would you rather see me polish my other “gun”?

Edward: THERE YOU ARE, BOYO. Connor here just told me a joke!

Edward: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Haytham: Father, I already know this joke.

Edward: ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION.

Haytham: “R” THE LETTER “R”.

Connor: Technically that’s incorrect, father.

Connor: A Pirate can never abandon his love for…

Connor: The “C”

Ziio: HAYTHAM, NO!

Edward: My rum…

bumbleshark:

bluandorange:

diloolie:

blindsprings:

viviku:

this video is really is great for comparing the original Japanese cast vs the English ones

Honestly the “heistuxedomaskicantbelieveit” part cracks me up to this day. I will miss it.

THIS DUB IS SO BAD OH MY GODDDDD

gOD 90s Dub!Sailor Moon is such a cranky snark master valley girl I love it baby I’ma miss you

i literally cant breathe

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

in The Incredible Hulk: Betty wakes up in a cave with the Hulk. Hulk goes outsides, gets struck by lightning, and throws a boulder at the sky.
in The Avengers: Hulk keeps throwing/punching Thor out of frame.
me: …gets the joke two years late

pizzumi:

bluejubilation:

PLEASE WATCH THIS IM DYING

HOLY FUCK PLEASE WATCH THIS WATCH THE WHOLE THING

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