Hawke: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing? Isabela: No, it’s called highjacking. Varric: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking. Sebastian: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.
You know a lot of times with these “horoscopes as” things, I get kind of upset if the one for my sign sucks but in this case there’s literally no bad option
Helpful tip with BPD: People with borderline personality disorder can often read emotions more accurately than other people EXCEPT anger. People with borderline frequently mistake neutrality for anger. Please do not yell at us when we get defensive for no reason. Patiently explain instead.
swordboyfriend mentioned anders in cat sweaters and galaxy print and I couldn’t stop thinking about it. sorry it’s my little pretty custom hawke not the handsome beefcake default hawke I hope you forgive me
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