Me: A baby Kaiju would be terrifying
Dax: So like, a baby Godzilla?
Dax: Wait, that’s an iguana
Tag: out of context dax
That is an angry fucking bear and I am on fire.
Out of Context Dax
*while making Kuro dance* You can slut if you want to! You can leave your friends behind. Cuz if they don’t slut and if they don’t slut then they ain’t no friend of mine.
Out of Context Dax
I’m not straight, I’m like the opposite of straight. I’m like a circle.
Out of Context Dax
Because I’m a pwetty pwetty princess
Out of Context Dax
Dax just spelt out s-e-x with his butt in Morse code and the I think that sums up his entire being really well
Are Twinkies a snack for twinks.
Out of Context Dax
Just because I got a beard hair stuck in my hand once does not mean it’s weaponized!
Out of Context Dax
He died me!
Out Of Context Dax
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