Can cats have a foot fetish?
Out of Context Dax
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Bunnies should eat carrots not dick!
Out of Context Dax
Why do people think that if (animals) are smart they are nice? People aren’t nice!
Out of Context Dax
Dax: Llamas, do you know what they have?
Me: Hats?
Dax: No, nipples!
I’m gonna keep making donuts until they’re as black as he is
Out of Context Dax
Dax is now going on about how he’s gonna smash hulk with a hammer
I don’t even know
Sometimes Dax will sit up in the middle of the night and just stare at something
I asked him what he was looking at
I got a annoyed grunt and he put his head back down
Was Watching the Cool Patrol Video And
Dan: He might… he might actually be dead.
Dax: It’s Jack of course he’s dead
Me: You don’t even know anything about Jackscepticeye
Dax: I know that if was gay he would be the twink
There’s no duck in my asshole.
out of context Dax
Dax: *farts in his sleep*
Me: oohhhh Dax that’s gonna stink. Why would you do this to me.
Dax: *barely conscious* I’m sar
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