beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Oh I also I forgot to post about this but the other day I felt like a boy and it was really freakin weird.

I mean that’s never happened before and it kinda blind sided me and I was like hold up. Kinda made me a little top dysphoric too.

Also dear computer stop auto correcting dysphoric to phosphoric I’m pretty sure I’m spelling this word right and that is definitely not what I’m going for here.

the-arryn-to-her-miles:

gamerfreakathon reblogged your post:I SAID BEST FRIEND CRUSH, THERE’S A DIFFERENCE! A…

I believe the term you are looking for is a squish. Or best squish is this case maybe?

Yeah, squish would be a pretty accurate term for it~ No romantic interest, purely platonic, “Hey lets go sit down on the couch and just talk, eat food, and either watch a movie or play video games but maybe you could hug me sometimes like you do or tickle me like you do because you’re my best guy friend” something like that.

And at one point in time Steph said she was okay with me having a cuddle buddy so if that were to happen to I’d be fine with that too.

And this guy knows I have a girlfriend and that I’m a hardcore lesbian he knows this.

(also, gamerfreakathon, i wasn’t saying all this information to you unless you were that anon who asked about me and steph. Thank you very much for the word squish, I couldn’t think of it! I hope you have a nice day~)

Nah I wasn’t that anon, just saw what seemed to be you struggling for the right word and decided to step in. And thank you I hope you have a wonderful day as well.

ecosynchronous:

chickem:

randyliedtke:

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

police officers are

trying to keep unsafe drivers off the road. stop doing stuff like this, its inconsiderate and probably very annoying

thank you. i was trying to avoid being a stick in the mud about this post but like, we wonder why it takes so long for police to do their jobs properly and while of course it’s partly underfunding and partly incompetence, it’s also because bullshit like this does waste precious time.

Fun fact: this is actually illegal in alberta (and maybe the rest of Canada I don’t know if they followed suit) because any form of distracted driving is illegal, which includes eating.