its called hunter x hunter because you’re supposed to ship the hunters together
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hisoka! can I have a hug, please?
(We all know what you’re really here for.)
best mettaton EX headcanons:
- hair is actually solid metal
- 3-fingered mickey mouse-esque hands
- no elbows, just straight up noodle arms
- is missing an eye and has his hair covering it up because alphys is one of those artists that suck at drawing the other eye
- can produce stock sound effects from his chest speaker (like canned laughter/applause, klaxon noises, etc) and does it in normal conversation constantly
- makes the metal gear “!” sound effect when you startle him
HISOILLU I’ve always got in the back of my mind: they compare hands. Illumi has longer fingers and more scars and rough edges where he holds weapons. Hisoka’s so vain that his hands are basically pristine tbh… Illumi starts to file his nails into points like Hiso after that too because it looks nice and intimidating. <3
poorhisoka-deactivated20170504:
What have you done to me XDDDDDDD
They suddenly start holding hands together. I dunno how that happened.
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Anders: That’s why we call it justice.
Anders, glowing version: Because it’s just us.
It pleases me to think that I, as an asexual individual, would confuse and quite possibly piss off Sigmund Freud
Hisoka can do everything you can do but in High Heels, while filing his nails, and do it better
And I scream from the top of my lungs, “WHAT'S GOING ON?”all that’s in me is salt and memes.
men must be stopped









