officialvarrictethras:

You know what I really want from companion armor upgrades?

Commentary.

When you give your companions new armor and close the menu, I want them to react to it.

Vivienne: “Oh… Thank you, Inquisitor, dear, but these new robes are… well, they’re awful, aren’t they?”

Solas: “…I appreciate your concern, Inquisitor.”

Cole: “But I like my old hat…”

Varric: “Well, this is… certainly something, Inquisitor. Are you sure it has to be sleeveless like this?”

Iron Bull: “But how am I supposed to cleave bad guys into three pieces with all this shit on me?”

Cassandra: “A fine improvement, Inquisitor.”

Blackwall: “Aye, Inquisitor.”

Sera: “Oy, I don’t need you making my wardrobe choices for me!”

Dorian: “Ooh, this is lovely, Inquisitor. Thank you!”

Hey, in Dragon Age endings where female human noble warden marries Alistair and they become king and queen, do you think she has to constantly remind him that he’s king? Because he never seemed to realize he had authority when he had it (like how he lets the warden be in charge even though he’s the senior warden). Like, does he go ‘Oh, no, if only we had permission to go here/do this’ and she pats him on the arm and goes ‘Alistair, darling, you’re the KING for the Maker’s sake’?

phasered:

this is so cute im laughign

all i can imagine is alistair and the warden sitting in the throne room and his stomach growls and he stares mournfully into the distance and the warden is like “what is it dear” and he just sighs very heavily and messes with the edge of his crown and mumbles “i really wish i could have some cheese” like no sweetie you are the king of ferelden now you can finally have all the cheese you want you cheese obsessed fucking nerd