less coma/aslyum theories more “the entire series is a table top role playing game and all the characters are just sitting around a table rolling dice and talking about what their fictional counterparts are doing” aus
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You know what I really want from companion armor upgrades?
Commentary.
When you give your companions new armor and close the menu, I want them to react to it.
Vivienne: “Oh… Thank you, Inquisitor, dear, but these new robes are… well, they’re awful, aren’t they?”
Solas: “…I appreciate your concern, Inquisitor.”
Cole: “But I like my old hat…”
Varric: “Well, this is… certainly something, Inquisitor. Are you sure it has to be sleeveless like this?”
Iron Bull: “But how am I supposed to cleave bad guys into three pieces with all this shit on me?”
Cassandra: “A fine improvement, Inquisitor.”
Blackwall: “Aye, Inquisitor.”
Sera: “Oy, I don’t need you making my wardrobe choices for me!”
Dorian: “Ooh, this is lovely, Inquisitor. Thank you!”
agender bucky
sun making a joke about how neptune practically falls in love with every girl he meets and eventually he’s gonna run out and end up falling in love with dudes and neptune is just like haha ahahhaha hahahahahahah
4 More Cast Members Join Funimation’s Fairy Tail Dub
Michael Jones, Garret Storms, Marti Etheridge, Dawn M. Bennett
reblog if you ARE a mage, if you SUPPORT mages, or if you like to OPEN templars’ WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of NUGS in their BEDROOMS
Hey hey you’re Canadian and asexual, right? Does that make you ehsexual?
Hey, in Dragon Age endings where female human noble warden marries Alistair and they become king and queen, do you think she has to constantly remind him that he’s king? Because he never seemed to realize he had authority when he had it (like how he lets the warden be in charge even though he’s the senior warden). Like, does he go ‘Oh, no, if only we had permission to go here/do this’ and she pats him on the arm and goes ‘Alistair, darling, you’re the KING for the Maker’s sake’?
this is so cute im laughign
all i can imagine is alistair and the warden sitting in the throne room and his stomach growls and he stares mournfully into the distance and the warden is like “what is it dear” and he just sighs very heavily and messes with the edge of his crown and mumbles “i really wish i could have some cheese” like no sweetie you are the king of ferelden now you can finally have all the cheese you want you cheese obsessed fucking nerd
you know what we need in queer flags? heraldry. awful crests. lines that aren’t horizontal. a fucking dragon. a trans lesbian dragon
