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goshdernitken:

Part I

•Texture surprise on Illumi’s hair because he likes Illumi’s reactions to waking up and suddenly having not black hair 

•Sometimes, he won’t even do all his hair. Like he’ll change one strand to grey and wait for Ilu to notice because he wants to see if he’ll cry and think he’s getting old. 

•That one time he applied texture surprise to Illumi’s face in his sleep to give him wrinkles and Illumi almost killed him 

•Building ridiculous numbers of card houses in varying sizes all over their home just to be a general nuisance

•52+ card pick up.
Hisoka usually ends up picking them all up but he likes the tired expression Illumi makes when suddenly there’s a ton of cards flying everywhere, uselessly falling onto the ground 

•Tying Illumi’s shoes together with a string of bungee gum(or with the actual strings cause that’s funny too) so he can watch Illumi fall down a lot 

•Covering Illumi’s food in bungee gum or just straight up giving him bungee gum disguised as foods 

•Changing the name of every contact in his phone. Silva is “Mr. Electric” & Chrollo is “Spiderman”. Hisoka changed his own to “Your favorite person ever” and Illumi thought it was Killua. He thought the contact “You hate this guy” was actually Hisoka. That prank backfired and also hurt Hisoka’s feelings 

 •Signing Illumi up for neighborhood potlucks and stuff. 

• Jokingly(???) offering to remove his nose in order to kiss Illumi better 

•Bungee gumming Illumi’s pins to his hand so he can call him Wolverine however!! that only makes it easier for Illumi to stab him though so idk about that one

•Annnnnddd I’m done 🙂

@gamerfreakathon